Arthur Rimbaud, holy shit.
Observation by Dorothy Parker
ICYMI: Steve Harvey stopped by to host Tonight Show Family Feud with Jason Segel, Jimmy, Steve Higgins, and The Roots. He was not amused with the results!
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Washington Capitals in Tumblr Text Posts
How to Miss a Man
Breathing is just a rhythm. Tell yourself this so that the breathing
becomes a song. Sing this song all day while you shop in the hardware
store for things you do not need. Sing it again while you cook supper
for yourself. Cook supper for yourself,…
Do you need any more reasons to fall in love with Grand Duke Michael Alexandrovich of Russia?